Team Building That Moves The Needle

On your KPIs: Key Poultry Indicators

Deploy a lightweight, high-velocity intervention that catalyses collaboration, improves cross-functional communication, and unlocks low-lift, high-impact team synergies, via an extremely serious chicken-themed field exercise across London.

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Trusted by teams at Meta, Amazon, PwC & more.
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Team building is stuck in the 80s.

But don't worry - we offer a modern, KPI-positive pathway to measurable synergy uplift, cross-functional alignment, and a significant improvement in your Key Poultry Indicators. In other words, we’ll rescue your offsite.

Why Leadership Approves Chicken Rush

Blue sky thinking with data-adjacent rationale any Board will love.

Synergy Enablement

Accelerates cross-functional rapport and builds durable communication channels under time-bound, goal-oriented conditions (also there’s a Chicken).

Healthy Competition

Teams pursue aligned outcomes via friendly sabotage mechanics that encourage iterative learning and ruthless prioritisation.

Innovation KPIs

Measure Key Poultry Indicators: hatch rate (ideas), cluck rate (morale), egg-celeration (time-to-insight), and beak NPS (post-event advocacy).

Creative Problem-Solving

Photo challenges act as rapid ideation sprints. Constraints drive originality; laughter drives adoption. Ideas get hatched, fast.

Culture, But Make It Flat

Managers in chicken costumes = a live demonstration of horizontal leadership structures and psychological safety (and very funny).

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By booking Chicken Rush you also support a London-based startup. Local impact, global clout.
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From Silos to Synergies

Nothing says “low-ego leadership” like a VP in a feathered suit. We dismantle hierarchy (temporarily) to strengthen outcomes (permanently).

  • Objective-led scavenger missions
  • Evidence of collaboration in the photo album
  • Post-event insights worthy of your next All Hands

Ready to Move the Needle?

Deploy a corporate package that delivers measurable synergy uplift and excellent Key Poultry Indicators.

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