The Clockwork Orange

The Glasgow Subcrawl

Glasgow's answer to the Circle Line Pub Crawl: visit a pub near each station on the Glasgow Subway, affectionately known as "The Clockwork Orange". This challenge involves 15 stations on the world's third-oldest underground railway system, making it a legendary Scottish tradition that inspired Chicken Rush.

The Challenge

The Glasgow Subway is a unique circular loop system with two lines (Inner and Outer) that run in opposite directions. The system is known as "The Clockwork Orange" due to its distinctive orange trains and branding. The route forms a complete loop through Glasgow, making it perfect for a pub crawl challenge.

The challenge is to visit all 15 stations in one day, stopping at a pub near each station. Unlike London's Circle Line, the Glasgow Subway is more compact, making it slightly more achievable but no less legendary.

How to Host

To host your own Clockwork Orange pub crawl:

  • Choose a starting station (St Enoch is popular as it's in the city center)
  • Decide on direction: Inner Circle (clockwise) or Outer Circle (counterclockwise)
  • Plan your route using the Glasgow Subway map
  • Research pubs near each station beforehand
  • Set a start time (typically 11am-12pm)
  • Establish rules: one drink per pub, or half-pints allowed
  • Use the Subway to travel between stations
  • Track your progress and celebrate at the end!

The Route & Venues

Here's the complete Clockwork Orange route with suggested pubs at each station:

1. St Enoch
Hooternannys Times Square, St Enoch Square
2. Bridge St
The Laurieston, Bridge St
3. West Street
The Lord Nelson Bar, Nelson St
4. Shields Road
The Union Bar, Paisley Rd
5. Kinning Park
The Bellrock, Paisley Road West
6. Cessnock
Kensington Bar, Paisley Road West
7. Ibrox*
Loudon Tavern, Copland Rd - only open on matchdays
8. Govan
Brechins Bar, Govan Rd
9. Partick
Deoch An Dorus, Dumbarton Rd
10. Kelvinhall
The Dolphin, Dumbarton Rd
11. Hillhead
Vodka Wodka, Ashton Lane
12. Kelvinbridge
Inn Deep, Great Western Rd
13. St. George's Cross
Castle Vaults, Clarendon Pl
14. Cowcaddens
Jackson's, Cambridge St
15. Buchanan St
Waxy O'Connor's, West George St

Note: Pub availability and names may change over time. Always verify current information before your crawl.

Tips for Success

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    Start Early: Begin around 11am-12pm to ensure ample time for all 15 stations.

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    Pace Yourself: Opt for half-pints or alternate with non-alcoholic beverages to maintain stamina.

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    Stay Hydrated: Drink water regularly and consider having a substantial meal before starting.

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    Plan Your Route: Familiarize yourself with the pub locations and Subway schedule between stops.

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    Safety First: Always drink responsibly and be aware of your limits.

The Future of Pub Crawls

While The Clockwork Orange is legendary, Chicken Rush takes the concept further with GPS tracking, live maps, competitive gameplay, and explosive weapons.

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Complete hilarious tasks for points.
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